January 6, 2011

The World Is Ending (Soon...)

So I'm convinced that the world is ending soon.

There are birds falling from the sky, fish turning belly-up, and crabs washing ashore by the thousands! How can all these instances be "unrelated" and how does it make any sense that "power lines" are to blame for the hundreds of black birds that fell from the Louisianan sky last week? Power lines have been around longer than I have, and I've never heard of a massive group of birds falling to their death because of them. And all this a few days after 500 other birds supposedly got "hit by lightening or fireworks" in Arkansas. Again, I've never heard reports about any crazy large scale bird assassinations after the fourth of July.

Coincidence? I think not...

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