the ladies room is not a place I like to frequent while I'm at work. I personally try to avoid it altogether if I can do so without causing havoc on my kidneys. when I do pay the powder room a visit I expect there to be certain level of ladies room standards upheld by all. Here are a few truths, a bit of ranting and some basic observations about the ladies room.
the bathroom is no place for a cell phone. I do not want to contribute to ambient noise on your call so please take your calls elsewhere - plus your voice echoes and just ewww
if you do not wash your hands after leaving the stall, I will judge you
we don't share space with the boys so keep it neat - you know what I mean
if you drop toilet paper on the floor pick it up - it will end up on someone's shoe
if you know there's someone else in the restroom and they aren't making any noise - do your business quickly and leave - it's a common courtesy - no need to reapply all your makeup - comeback another time
there are 5 other stalls open - why do you need to use the handicap one?
hairspray - NO!
cleaning lady - why are you in there all day long and can you please leave while we're doing our business?
unless we walked in as a group please don't talk to me - in fact no eye contact would be preferred
Anything I'm missing? I can't be the only one that has these kind of pet-peeves.